Mischievous Playmate Gifts

'We were mud wrestling.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

A thief steals a heart

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Children playing in a library

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

'I knew it! Come back here!'

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

"What have you done with her this time?"

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

Buy me and I'll tell you where Long John Silver buried his treasure!