Mischievous Playmate Prints

'We were mud wrestling.'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Playing pig

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

A thief steals a heart

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

Pants Uglifier!

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Children playing in a library

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

'I knew it! Come back here!'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'

'Geesh! Didn't your mom ever tell you to put on clean underwear in case you get in an accident?!'

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

"What have you done with her this time?"