Whimsical Playmate Prints

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Mixed Doubles.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

Advanced footsie

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Boy and his dog

'Ready Mum?'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

You are simply the Greatest

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"You complete me."

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

I love ewe.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"