Playmate Extraordinaire Gifts

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Mixed Doubles.

Holding hands

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Advanced footsie

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Boy and his dog

Belief and Trust.

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

'Ready Mum?'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Puppy Love

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

You are simply the Greatest

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Consenting Adults.

'Henry, cut that out.'

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'