Playmate Extraordinaire T-Shirts

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Mixed Doubles.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

Advanced footsie

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Boy and his dog

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Belief and Trust.

'Ready Mum?'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

Puppy Love

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

You are simply the Greatest

'Henry, cut that out.'

Consenting Adults.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Broom! Broom!"