Eternal Playmates T-Shirts

"Again! Again!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Boy and his dog

'Ready Mum?'

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

'He lived and died for golf.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"Broom! Broom!"

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

Football Angel

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free

"I'm not actually 40 this year but that's the birthday I celebrate every year."

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

No, it's YOUR turn to refill the bird feeder.

'It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is he died laughing before her could tell anybody.'

'Today is the first day of the rest of your life.'

'When Jack became immortal, something went out of our marriage.'

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

Two Children in the Garden.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"So, shirts versus skins, then?"

"Cedric! You're 763 years old...How can you still be so immature?"