Eternal Playmates Gifts

"Again! Again!"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Boy and his dog

'Ready Mum?'

'He lived and died for golf.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"Broom! Broom!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

"Now if he'll just swallow one more paddle we'll be set."

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

Football Angel

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free

'Uncle Oog isn't very smart, but he's a lot of fun to play horsie with.'

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

"I'm not actually 40 this year but that's the birthday I celebrate every year."

'It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is he died laughing before her could tell anybody.'

'Today is the first day of the rest of your life.'

'When Jack became immortal, something went out of our marriage.'

Two Children in the Garden.

"So, shirts versus skins, then?"

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"Cedric! You're 763 years old...How can you still be so immature?"

'So, your place, or my mother's.'