Imaginative Playmates T-Shirts

"We're playing house and Joey wants to be the Boss...but boys can't be the mommy, right?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'How's the water skiing?'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

Love.

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Puppy Love

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Consenting Adults.

'Henry, cut that out.'

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"Broom! Broom!"

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

'I envisioned something more robust'

"This dog has wheels!"

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

Snowman Magic

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

'Take two jelly beans and call me in the morning.'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

Lady vicar offering new bride a husband owner's manual.

Ark Welding

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

Farmer Doll!

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'