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Brandon's thumb wars were always epic.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Little Princess.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'How's the water skiing?'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

'I envisioned something more robust'

'Look Mum: I'm Platypus in Boots!'

"This dog has wheels!"

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

Why monsters never play hide-and-seek

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'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

'Take two jelly beans and call me in the morning.'

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

"Let's try a little role play."