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Brandon's thumb wars were always epic.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Little Princess.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'How's the water skiing?'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

'I envisioned something more robust'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

'Look Mum: I'm Platypus in Boots!'

Why monsters never play hide-and-seek

'Take two jelly beans and call me in the morning.'

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

Fancy Dress Box

"This dog has wheels!"

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'