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'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Lego Haircut

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'How's the water skiing?'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"It's a mobile."

Building Blocks.

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Children building 'Sandcastle City'.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'It's called playing. Provides one with a sense of accomplishment - without actually accomplishing anything.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'Let's play business. I'll be the chairman of the board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'