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'Coach wants us to run a 'Strong-thong-split-bun-wide-out' on three...'

Anna Calvi

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"More helium."

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Sailor boy

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

The Dancing Academy

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

Pogo Cellist

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

Tom Mullica.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

..And if you unstick my hands from my nose, I promise I won't touch the super glue in my dad's toolbox ever again.

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

Microscope slide

"Would you like to see my one-woman show about the specials?"

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."