Quirky Role-player T-Shirts

May I ask what on earth made you decide to go into law? I used to try to get my girlfriends to act out a fantasy I had in which I would dress up as a lawyer and they would dress up as a judge and say things in Latin. But they all said it was too sick, so I decided to just go to law school.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

Victorian Gentleman

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"I beg to differ."

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

Hunding

'You knew my alignment was chaotic good when you married me!'

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'