Quirky Role-player Gifts

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Victorian Gentleman

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"I beg to differ."

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

Hunding

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"