Quirky Role Creator Gifts

Professional Parents

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

Giraffe Selfie

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"He's an abstract artist."

Victorian Gentleman

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Perks

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"I beg to differ."

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

The Dancing Academy

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"I usually work in snow."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."

"No-chance the rapper"