Quirky Role Creator Gifts

Professional Parents

Anna Calvi

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

I did it my way.

The Origami Society...

Giraffe Selfie

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"He's an abstract artist."

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Victorian Gentleman

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Perks

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

"I beg to differ."

The Dancing Academy

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

Kid goes to Hideaway Bakery and sees a sign for a sale on upside down cakes. Cakes are upside down.

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

Tom Mullica.

"I usually work in snow."

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"We're all loonies on the moon, you know."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"It's a nice story, Mr. Fergus, but why do you always write in the passive voice?" "I suppose because I've been a taxpayer all my life."