Role-playing Creator Gifts

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He likes it."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Little Princess.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."