Role-playing Pro Gifts

"Congratulations on opening night."

"My mom won't let me play with anyone like me!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Billy. The Kid.

"He likes it."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Little Princess.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.