Role-playing Gifts

"I'm a bird dog."

'I thought we were going to play doctor.' 'We are playing doctor! I'm a lawyer and I'm suing you for malpractice.'

"We're playing YouTube."

Mistress Dominatra, Esq.

"We're not fighting mum, we're playing peace talks"

Little doctor.

Businessman wearing many hats.

Jimmy and Jane Play Doctor

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'It's a medical bill for $25,000 from Jimmy.'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'Young man, haven't you ever heard of the hippocratic oath?'

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

"You can be the mom. I want to be the family friend who has plants instead of babies.'

'We're playing Doctor.. I'm filing for insurance claims, and Tommy's on the phone to his lawyer.'

'I told you to summon an orc, not a dork!'

'I purchased this for my daughter. After reading about the effect of the healthcare law on the practice of medicine, I want to return it.'

'You be the doctor this time and I'll file a mal-practise suit.'

'I hate that Michael Rafferty. We were playing doctor and he kept me waiting two hours.'

"I've just performed a tonsillectomy on Daddy while he was asleep."

I'm tired of playing doctor, so I'm sending you all off to see specialists!

'We were playing mothers and fathers and I forgot our wedding anniversary.'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Dragon Nerds Love to Play 'Houses & Humans'.

'Are you crazy? Kings can't take sabbaticals!'

"I'm droppin' all my 'G's for a while."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'We were playing Doctor and I was sterilizing the gloves.'

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

"My teddy bear performed our wedding ceremony an hour ago, Mommy...so who do Joey and I see to get a divorce?"

'Why do I always play the same role when we play 'good cup, bad cup'?'