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"Congratulations on opening night."

"My mom won't let me play with anyone like me!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He likes it."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Little Princess.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."