Role-playing Reveler Gifts

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He likes it."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Little Princess.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."