Role-playing Reveler Prints

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Billy. The Kid.

"He likes it."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little Princess.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Businessman wearing many hats.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'