Role-playing Lover Prints

Let me play devil's advocate for a moment, Axel. Since you're also the devil, wouldn't that be a conflict of interest?

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"They're class action figures."

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

Hunding

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

Fancy Dress Box

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'