Quirky Playmaker Mugs

'Coach wants us to run a 'Strong-thong-split-bun-wide-out' on three...'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Sailor boy

"More helium."

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Man playing a harmonica on a exercise bike bores customers in a restaurant

The Dancing Academy

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

Pogo Cellist

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Microscope slide

"You've been warned, Hoskins."

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

"No-chance the rapper"