Imaginative Role-player T-Shirts

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

"Are you playing mummies and daddies?"

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

You're still at it, Tommy? Not now, I've finally got someone on the line. I'm having trouble with my reception. Have you tried turning off your can? Yes! What else can I do? Hmm. Not sure. Lemme think. You're not sure? No … wait. Did you try turning off your can? I tried that! Oh. Aren't they cute? What're they doing? Playing tech support! This service is terrible! Complaints cost extra.

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Bookworm Sleepover

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Playdough's The Republic

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Little Princess.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'How's the water skiing?'

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Building Blocks.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"