Imaginative Role-player T-Shirts

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

"Are you playing mummies and daddies?"

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Bookworm Sleepover

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Playdough's The Republic

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Little Princess.

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'How's the water skiing?'

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Building Blocks.

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Kids Playing Doctor.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'