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"I am Crom, God of Hyboria — I command you to obey me!"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Billy. The Kid.

"He likes it."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Little Princess.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'