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'We're playing traditional male and female societal roles..'

Cross dressing class: 'Today we will be learning how to spend hours in the bathroom and moan about men.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

'My dad has more hit points than your dad!'

'Let's play house. You do the cooking and cleaning and I'll go to the office.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Why do they do that?"

"He likes it."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Little Princess.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'