Role Player Pillows

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

'We're playing traditional male and female societal roles..'

Cross dressing class: 'Today we will be learning how to spend hours in the bathroom and moan about men.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

'My dad has more hit points than your dad!'

'Let's play house. You do the cooking and cleaning and I'll go to the office.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Why do they do that?"

Billy. The Kid.

"He likes it."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Little Princess.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."