Romantic Role-players Pillows

'Michael and I are playing 'married.' I'm getting ready and he's sitting in the car beeping the horn.'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

scrabble love

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"Am I through to the next round?"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

Hunding

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

Ethelred II

'I could have SWORN I outlawed dragons!'

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

"We are not under siege, Your Majesty. You just have a siege mentality."

'Well, yes. We are losing the battle, sire. But this is just an exhibition...'

"Call me old fashioned, but I prefer the pre-covid version of playing doctors and nurses."

King to knight: 'You'll have to stop slaying dragons for awhile - the Sierra Club got an injunction.'