Romantic Role-players Pillows

'Michael and I are playing 'married.' I'm getting ready and he's sitting in the car beeping the horn.'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

scrabble love

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Am I through to the next round?"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

John Wayne

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

Hunding

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'I'm willing to do a little romantic role-playing, Greg, but I draw the line at Spock ears.'

Ethelred II

'I could have SWORN I outlawed dragons!'

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

"We are not under siege, Your Majesty. You just have a siege mentality."

'Well, yes. We are losing the battle, sire. But this is just an exhibition...'

"Call me old fashioned, but I prefer the pre-covid version of playing doctors and nurses."