Literary Role-player Pillows

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Why do they do that?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

Crocodile Costume

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."

"Ahem."

Hunding

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"In principle we're happy with the trust idea...as long as it's properly monitored and regulated!"

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'How come you always get to be Warren Buffett and I have to be George Soros?'