"He thinks he is a character from a John Grisham novel."
Literary Role-player Gifts
Looking for a clever gift for the literary role-player in your life? Our collection features witty and unique products that honor their love for storytelling and role-playing adventures. Ideal for adding a touch of humor and personality to their daily routine, these items celebrate their passion for immersive worlds and creative expression.
'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'
"Why do they do that?"
Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.
A couple dressed as a knife and fork
"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"
"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."
"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."
'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'
“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”
'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'
'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'
"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."
'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'
'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'
"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"
"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"
Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'
'So this is what you do while I'm away,'
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Crocodile Costume
'We're playing 'mummy'!'
John Wayne
"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."
"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."
"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."
'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'
"Ahem."
Hunding
'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'
"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"
"In principle we're happy with the trust idea...as long as it's properly monitored and regulated!"
'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'
"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector
'How come you always get to be Warren Buffett and I have to be George Soros?'
Literary Role-player Gifts Collection
Literary Role-player Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for literary role-players—perfect for your gaming, writing, or storytelling sessions.
Literary Role-player Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows featuring clever quotes and artwork inspired by role-playing and storytelling.
Literary Role-player Prints
Check out our art prints that celebrate the world of literary role-playing—perfect for inspiring your gaming space.
Literary Role-player T-Shirts
Discover our collection of fun and witty t-shirts for literary role-players—wear your passion proudly on your sleeve.