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'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Remote control pirate bully

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Why do they do that?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Billy. The Kid.

"He likes it."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Tommy!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Boy rolled into a snowball

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."