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"Honey, it's like a labyrinth in here!"

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Remote control pirate bully

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Why do they do that?"

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'They all want to play the star.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hamlet'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Tommy!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Comedy Cafe

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!