Play Acting Prints

"Honey, it's like a labyrinth in here!"

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Remote control pirate bully

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Why do they do that?"

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'Hamlet'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"Tommy!"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Comedy Cafe

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'