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Midsummer Night's Dream

Chekov play and scorecard,

Man holding classic theater masks

Ally MacBeth

"I don't like it already."

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

At Astley's

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

Christopher Fry.

'Ever see a play called 'Zoo Story'?'

The greatest love story ever moled.

'I'm a pilgrim in the Thanksgiving play. I need a paper hat and a wild turkey by Friday.'

'I read the novelization of the movie, from the play, based on the comic that was inspired by that book.'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Let the show commence!

"To be! To be!"

'They all want to play the star.'

Ronald Mavor.

If Shakespeare were alive today

James Barrie.

"Better than Chekhov"

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

A pretention of playwrights

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'The evening was enjoyable until the curtain went up...'

Beacon Theatre

"I love the theatre."

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

The Harold Pinter theatre...

"How was the play!"

Godot finally turns up

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

Theatre Crowd

Three Witches from Macbeth

Romeo and Juliet