Imaginative Playmates Pillows

"We're playing house and Joey wants to be the Boss...but boys can't be the mommy, right?"

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'How's the water skiing?'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

Love.

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Puppy Love

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Consenting Adults.

'Henry, cut that out.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

"Broom! Broom!"

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

'I envisioned something more robust'

Boy makes a finger shadow on the tent.

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

Snowman Magic

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

"This dog has wheels!"

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

'Take two jelly beans and call me in the morning.'

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

Farmer Doll!

Ark Welding

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

Lady vicar offering new bride a husband owner's manual.