Digital Playmates T-Shirts

'Press the X button to throw the stick, the triangle button to run...'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Boy and his dog

'Ready Mum?'

Love.

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Puppy Love

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Consenting Adults.

'Henry, cut that out.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"Broom! Broom!"

Master of the Universe meets the sugar plumb fairies

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

Lady vicar offering new bride a husband owner's manual.

'I guess you two won't be reading the Kama Sutra again.'

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.

"Ah, honey?" "Yes, sweetheart?" "You've left it in the drawer again."

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"I now declare a thumb war."

A pledge of affection. - young lady asking her husband for roast pork for dinner

'Why have you started to be fun in bed, Dave?'

"Are you sure you've done this before?"

"You mind if we take a little break from playing frisbee?"

'I'm a hot crusty baguette - eat me!' - (Helen and Ben love to Roll-Play in the bedroom)

"Don't you think you'll be uncomfortable sleeping in all that underwear?"