Digital Play T-Shirts

"The sandbox has WiFi!"

Hate Platforms

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Haircuts

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Mozart on a computer,

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Tree house.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

'He's maturing early.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Cellphone Islands

Dog Park / Cat Park

"So, what do you do for play?"

'Bring out yer books!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Digital Fomo!

The Modern Novel.

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Downloading Pregnancy

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."