Digital Play Pillows

"The sandbox has WiFi!"

Hate Platforms

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Haircuts

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Mozart on a computer,

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Bring out yer books!'

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Tree house.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Digital Fomo!

'He's maturing early.'

Cellphone Islands

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

Downloading Pregnancy

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'