Digital Player Pillows

"Our son is at Caden's house, exercising and playing baseball in the fresh air. No, wait. That was auto-correct. They're playing video games."

The Computer Bore

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Gen-Next Library

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Bring out yer books!'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Large print e-book.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Vacation Mobile

'Could you just e-mail me your electronic book with signature, please?'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Print Suicide

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Welcome back students.

"This is all I have time for now, dear...the knight slays the dragon and marries the princess. For more detail go to www.fairytale.net."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'