Digital Athlete Pillows

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Data Entry Marathon

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

City Marathon.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Obsession with the Internet.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Internet Cafe.

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Fishing and new technologies

A woman watches football on her computer.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Desert wifi

Indoor Football

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."