Digital Fitness Enthusiast Pillows

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

"Speed reader...?"

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

Man Gives Computer Therapy/

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

Sport

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"You exercise with your phone?"

"I've been using the latest home tech and apps to monitor my health....And after feeding the results into some online medical sites I discovered I was dead!"

"I'm getting the hang of the patient portal. It reminded me to refill my beta blocker, but I keep getting ads. Can you prescribe a good pop-up blocker too?"

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

Sports and new technologies

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

Zoo Zoom Zoomba

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

"So, how do you like your new medical website?"

"The doctor says your vital signs are strong, but the IT guy says your portal password is weak."

Data Entry Marathon

Baby Yoga

Marvin's new fitness tracker had motivational software.

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

"This fitness app predicts pulled muscles and a lot of crying. I'm assuming it's you it's referring to."

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

"Let's take a quick power walk."

"I'm referring you to another doctor's YouTube channel."

"All this damn spinning...shouldn't it be charging our phones or something?"