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'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

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'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"Speed reader...?"

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

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"You exercise with your phone?"

"Pace yourself, Mother."

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

'Diets are easy, I've been on loads of them.'

Sports and new technologies

'As a measure of last resort we could divide you into two people.'

"Given the coronavirus, you're all going have to work at home."

"Walking in the hall carrying a file folder makes you look busy. This allows you to get an aerobic workout and nobody is the wiser."

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Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

'I joined an exercise class to meet men, but all the men there needed the exercise way too much.'

Obese Man on Scales

"It started with his doctor prescribing him cycling."

'Maybe we should think about losing some weight!'

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

'You carry on to those machines. I'll stay here with this one.'

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."