Digital Age Athlete Pillows

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Hockey and Cell Phones

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Indoor Football

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Buy my data $20"

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

His Master's Data.

'You've been on that Video Game all Day. Go outside and play.'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

We only asked him to switch off his mobile and he seems to have shut down completely,

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

'More seltzer, please. This flight simulator program came complete with inedible airline food.'

'What's the point of all this school business when we can just look up things on the internet?'

The World Will Overheat and End Next Week: Like, will it be on You Tube?

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

MLB 2020

'Maybe your computer is flipping into sleep mode is because it's 1:30 in the morning and time to go to bed.'

'To get away from his video games, we sent him to camp for a month. All they do is play video games there.'

"Nobody understands my texts."

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

"I get lot's of exercise, computer football, computer cricket and computer rugby."