Digital Golfer Pillows

'Virtual golf, save pounds'.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Fishing and new technologies

S.S.dot.com

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

Mary had a little spam

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

Sport

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

Trying to come up with yet another password...

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

Virtual Snorkeling

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

Gnomes, one with his own pc.

Go on line, listen to the radio, watch the TV.

Data Entry Marathon

'Guess Who Just Got A Hole in One?'

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

Lost in the laptop...

'Data on distance, ball velocity in conjunction with wind strength being assessed...'

Hockey and Cell Phones