Digital Golfer T-Shirts

'Virtual golf, save pounds'.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

Fishing and new technologies

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

S.S.dot.com

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Mary had a little spam

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

Sport

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

Trying to come up with yet another password...

'That's why your checkbook balance looks so good. You sent all of your online bills to the junk file.'

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

'Darling, I've just deleted the computer,'

"Looks like mum's preparing to go on social media."

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

Gnomes, one with his own pc.

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

Virtual Snorkeling

Go on line, listen to the radio, watch the TV.

Though a bit cumbersome, Les Hinmon's personal GPS dramatically improved his game.

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

Data Entry Marathon

'Guess Who Just Got A Hole in One?'

"What's to prevent some total stranger anywhere on the world from paying my bills."

Social networks