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'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Obsession with the Internet.

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Fishing and new technologies

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Desert wifi

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"He was a computer programmer who liked to google news... shop on line... play computer games... entertain via face book... do his banking on the internet and asked to be shut down here on Reboot Hill."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"I'm taking a year out to travel round the internet."

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

'I'm all for this interactivity.'

"OK, I'll play outside, but what do I do when I get out of Wi-Fi range?"

"I can't tell if these are vacation pictures or influencer shots." "Is there really a difference?"

Connected to the world