Cyberspace Sailor T-Shirts

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Binary Man

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

S.S.dot.com

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

Sailor and mine

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

No Money

"Seems you Americans, you have lost your mojo, yes?"

A man staying afloat on an anchor at sea.

UFO Romance

WiFi on deserted island

'What type of line are you using?'

Snail: 'HUMPH! Computer Geeks.'

Franken-Cat

'Computers Around The World'

Wynken, Blynken and Nod

"I'm tired of hacking websites. Let's climb a tree."

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

"Nobody knows your dead on the Internet."

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

The Internet - Search Warrant

'You should concentrate on getting a first one.'