Cyberspace Sailor Gifts

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Binary Man

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

S.S.dot.com

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

Sailor and mine

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"Seems you Americans, you have lost your mojo, yes?"

Hydrofoil wing boat.

No Money

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

A man staying afloat on an anchor at sea.

UFO Romance

WiFi on deserted island

Snail: 'HUMPH! Computer Geeks.'

'What type of line are you using?'

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

Wynken, Blynken and Nod

"I'm tired of hacking websites. Let's climb a tree."

"Nobody knows your dead on the Internet."

'Computers Around The World'

Franken-Cat

The Internet - Search Warrant