Cyberspace Surfer T-Shirts

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Not that net!'

Baby on board.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

The World Wide Web.

Trick or Tweet

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

Binary Man

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Crop duster wanted.

'I love to see you all so busy!'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'No surf?'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'Another nice wave.'

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Cyber Dream

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.

'It's too late! Bob's brain has been sucked out by the internet!'

The Wiki Man.

Tell me about your history. What are your interests? What kind of places do you visit? Are you careful? House of Java.net Cybercafe. You know what I mean: Are you the type that gets around? Your computer seems chaste. You may use it to send me an email. My laptop is virus-free. Freak.