Cyberspace Sprinter T-Shirts

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Go! Means NOW!

City Marathon.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Binary Man

The Escape Key

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Ask your mother computer.

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

"Seems you Americans, you have lost your mojo, yes?"

It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"

Overcoming the obstacles of the Internet

'Unfortunately Bill Didn't Pay Attention During the Class Session on Safe Computing.' A kid not realizing an old geezer is the person he's chatting with on the computer says, 'Wow, this gamer has to be the coolest kid on the planet.'

'My God, you're right Hawkins - It is the missing hyper-link.'

'Spinout!'

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.