Cyberspace Sprinter T-Shirts

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

Go! Means NOW!

City Marathon.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Binary Man

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

The Escape Key

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

Ask your mother computer.

Don't Let Your Computer Eat You Up!

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

"...all this time Timmy is spending in cyberspace is beginning to affect him."

"Don't you understand, he's a Creature of the Web?! If he doesn't log on soon, it'll be too late!"

'I ran the mile in two minutes. I took a short cut.'

"When it came to running, Kevin was second to none."

"Seems you Americans, you have lost your mojo, yes?"

It's a beautiful day. Take your computer and invent the next crippling internet virus outside.

It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

"Business has been so good that I can now pay you a salary...mom!"

Can you start immediately?

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

Overcoming the obstacles of the Internet

'Spinout!'