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"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

"John, I beg of you, don't go the same way your brother did. Don't google yourself to death!"

'New driver on the information superhighway.'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

Evolution.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

How am I abducting?

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

There is No Planet C

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

Travelogue

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Binary Man

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

A Space Walk

The Escape Key

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of human kindness, deleted your mother's recipe for peppers and meat loaf.'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

Virtual Beach